mrsthornton:

shakespeareandtheatre:

runecestershire:

les-spookables:

humourous-fallen-angel:

ben-c:

since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud

YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.

YOU ABSOLUTE DESK LAMP

Absolute cabbage.

You, my good sir, are a most absolute cabbage.

You superfluous canteloupe!

You abhorrent waffle!!

Tags: xc

Tags: xc

why are bats stigmatized as being creepy?

shakespearelove:

ventusrex:

bodypartss:

elfpen:

I mean

look at these things

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they’re like tiny

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fluffy

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dragons

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but instead of breathing fire they squeak and cuddle 

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in caves

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and leaves

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and they have funny ears and noses

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I mean really

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bats are amazing

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This post is so important to me

sky puppies

I love bats.

(via mrsthornton)

Tags: xc bats

miggylol:

I googled “angry duck” and I’m really glad I did

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I feel you, little duck

(via send-them-down-the-hall-to-roll)

Tags: xc angry duck

(Source: geckocest, via crystalcas)

vagueversusvogue:

barbie-teacatch:

al-grave:

"What do you play? The Clarinet, you? I play the fucking HAMMER"

I MEAN THE OTHER PLAYER’S FACES THO

the dude in the back knew it was coming, the other dude forgot

vagueversusvogue:

barbie-teacatch:

al-grave:

"What do you play? The Clarinet, you? I play the fucking HAMMER"

I MEAN THE OTHER PLAYER’S FACES THO

the dude in the back knew it was coming, the other dude forgot

(via send-them-down-the-hall-to-roll)

askmoonmoon:

stellaxtine:

pep pep

smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog

askmoonmoon:

stellaxtine:

pep pep

smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog

(Source: cute-overload, via my-patronus-is-johnlock)

Tags: xc dogs

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Epic Tales By Tumblr Bloggers

(via my-patronus-is-johnlock)

waywardcastiel:

I got a text from a number i didn’t recognise today and i sent them the ENTIRETY of the lotr: fellowship of the ring script

that isn’t even 1/20th of it IM LAUGHIN SO HARD

(via my-patronus-is-johnlock)

mamalaz:

The most logical argument I’ve ever seen a hero use.

mamalaz:

The most logical argument I’ve ever seen a hero use.

(via thatguyinthetrenchcoat)

Tags: xc gotg

back-that-sass-up:

writtenrage:

this made me really happy

Well :)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via my-patronus-is-johnlock)

Tags: xc dogs

kerrypolka:

kinkstertime:

This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.

At uni I took a screenwriting course from THIS VERY GUARD EXTRA (who went on to contribute to some of the Python stuff), who confirms this and also that Michael Palin would use different ridiculous names in every take, so they couldn’t even prepare themselves for hearing it.

(Source: betterlucknext, via sherlockscottholmes)

(Source: thnxmate, via epistolica)

Tags: xc

GET TO KNOW ME MEME2/5 male characters » Dean Winchester

"My dad started me in this when I was so young… I wish I could do something else."

(via castiels-dean)